JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt

Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain

by Oof699669 November 19, 2018

Rhode Island Super Soaker

The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed

"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."

by CHSW_shitter April 22, 2019

Russian Fuck-socket

The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.

"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."

by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021

cock sucker

someone who sucks on male genitalia

joe cullen is a cock sucker

by cool dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 3, 2009

SOCKerifice

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women

oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"

by jim griffith April 6, 2011

soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

by R.F June 4, 2012

soccer shank

Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"

He really soccer shanked that ball!

by the smart asian June 22, 2014