Shirtik

Goofy short Indian kid at your school, always makes you laugh. Also always ready to rizz up a girl

Shirtik is fine bro

by Jolokono June 22, 2023

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

Ricky Shirt

A stupid shirt worn by your uncle

Brother 1: I want a ricky shirt for Christmas
Brother 2: I already got one for you.

by Poophead McGee December 29, 2011

Breezy Shirt

A loosely fitting shirt that catches a breeze and or in some odd mechanic of human engineering gives the sensation of a chilly breeze while fully clothed. Magic i tell ya. MAGIC.

"Is there a draft in here?"
"Naw, it's just your breezy shirt.

by Enimz June 1, 2012

Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.

Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.

by Non-generic skank October 24, 2012

cherry shirt

When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon

"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."

by Karnaca April 18, 2014

showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014