Shinged

The act of a Chinese man grabbing you and repeatedly punching your chest.

Person A- How did Xao Maing react to your comment?
Person B- He shinged me

by FaZeProXXxxXxxX June 6, 2015

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

singleton

A little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. In near future will be used as a pet. That often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.

Hey look! My singleton just shit on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.

by eastcoastballer7 April 13, 2008

singletism

To rather be of one than of many

quantity over singletism

by Rc-tech82 May 11, 2016

Singles

An occasion or event at which good times are had.

Question: "Hey did you have a good time at the gay video dance bar last night?"

Answer: "Yeah it was totally singles...Mike and Steve were up dancing on the bar again."

by Gavin S May 2, 2008

seeing eye single

A soft round ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by StevenX May 17, 2006

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019