Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

by The Rasta December 26, 2008

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secert

An extremely small penis that lacks the ability to get hard.

When the girl saw his secert she was appalled.

by roflcopter13333337 June 24, 2011

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A homogeneous mixture of two or more condiments found in the fridge. Any number of condiments may be used, such as ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, or soy sauce. Salad dressing may be added as well. Secret sauce is not at all secret, it's just never the same thing twice. It is usually made as a dipping sauce for fruggets.

I was bored with the individual condiments, so I mixed them all together in a big bowl of secret sauce.

by sambarnes February 28, 2008

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Secret Word

*Secret word*, *Secret wording* or *Secret worded*.
The first meaning of these words was based on the word Jizz but made for open use so the true meaning was to stay hidden from public use such as... Parents, friends or just about anyone that would say Lolz or Gay at you for the use of what the word was on.

But later became a word for more then what it was first was used for. Now it is also used to describe moments of intense joy, excitement or pleasure for the eyes ect. With the same strong meaning.

Person 1 "Did you see that insane shit in that video I sent you?"

Person 2 "Yeah man! I *secret worded* as soon as I saw it."

Person 1 "I was *secret wording* all through that video."

by Co1dfire October 4, 2010

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