procrastursexing

Verb

procrastinating with a partner by having sex.

The two research partners had all day to write their paper so they ended up procrastursexing in order to kill time.

by djkittycat December 13, 2012

procrastitexting

The act of starting a conversation over text message instead of doing homework.

I didn't finish my homework last night because I was procrastitexting

by José Wanahumpalota November 7, 2011

Procrastivaping

To delay or postpone an action by the act of vaporizing marijuana or marijuana concentrates

I was supposed to start my Sociology project, but I ended up procrastivaping instead.

by YungDabzberry November 9, 2011

Proctalgia

The medical term for a pain in the bottom.

you are such a proctalgia!!!!!!!

by Josserelol November 18, 2011

Procrastimeming

Avoiding something that you really should be doing, by looking at memes.

"Dude, you look wrecked"

"Yeah, I was supposed to pack last night, but was up until dawn procrastimeming"

by jinxinferno April 30, 2012

Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012