Position 99

What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.

The second best position is position 99.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Ghost Posting

An instance in which someone starts a board on a forum, only to wander off to another board. Upon returning, they find posts from people who got tired of waiting for a reply and have wandered off to another board. They get tired of waiting and wander off to another board, and the cycle repeats itself.

1:00 K:I'm Bored...
<No Response>
1:30 J:I'll talk to you.
<No Response>
1:32 J:Are you there?
<No Response>
1:36 J:Hello?
<No Response>
1:42 K:Sorry, Hi.
<No Response>

by Sean Rose September 23, 2004

the "L" position

The best sex position known to man created by Nick Cortese the sex god to aceive full body orgasms in less then 6.0021 seconds.

yo i totaly couldnt get my girl to finish last night so i asked my friend nick how to do the "L" position and she screamed like a six year old girl at a carnival who lost her stuffed bull dog named bobo!

by NOT Nick Cortese June 23, 2011

postion

all around cool word that can be used for anything

Person 1: How do you do it?
Person 2: just do the postion!

by RachelGreene13 April 30, 2006

POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.

At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.

by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010

post-it

usually on a hot or humid day, when one side of a guy's nuts stick to his leg.

&#8220;Its so damn humid today, I've got a fuckin post-it that just won't go away.

by andytheman February 12, 2007

fecal position

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

by kathydumper August 25, 2009