The female equivalent for "douche bag."
Gaining it's title from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the "masculine" Douchebag.
See also; Soggy Sock
Gaining it's title from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the "masculine" Douchebag.
See also; Soggy Sock
Only when she gets out of her Mustang convertible and lifts her oversized sunglasses away from her face, can you really tell that that ed hardy shirt really brings out the color in that dick pumps eyes.
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While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.
by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009
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Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I think the key to surviving a Dirty Gas Pump is breath control. Eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the balls, for deep breaths through the mouth. It's not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it's not pleasant.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
by GoGoRowdyDriver October 14, 2010
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