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The female equivalent for "douche bag."

Gaining it's title from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the "masculine" Douchebag.

See also; Soggy Sock
Only when she gets out of her Mustang convertible and lifts her oversized sunglasses away from her face, can you really tell that that ed hardy shirt really brings out the color in that dick pumps eyes.
by voris October 11, 2011
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