Arrange them by penis

The desktop icon sorting option that Windows forgot, which would align your icons into the shape of FUK U! <penis>.

"You can't arrange them by penis, I'm sorry."

by thewebsiteisdown July 1, 2008

Penis

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019

Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.

Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy

by The AAC December 30, 2015

Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

Penicular Homicide

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017