Microsoft'ism

Microsoft'ism is the Religion of Microsoft, the great company. I felt the need as a Microsoft'ism Priest to spread the message of the great religion I'm in. Microsoft'ism's Savior and Lord is Clippy the Paperclip, and Bill Gate's is his Son, here to save us from our Sin's we have committed, as we are all maggot's wriggling in the filth of Mortality without the likes of Clippy. Clippy the Paperclip created the Universe in a great explosion we know today as the Big Bang. He created multiple Species of animals, and us Humans, like Adam and Steve. Google Chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of Microsoft'ism.

The Priest of Microsoft'ism is the highest ranking person in the Church.

by The Priest of Microsoft'ism May 10, 2018

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Micronap

A nap so short that the napper is awakened by his first snore.

I was so tired at work last night. I think I took about 10 micronaps.

by LCSO Nobody July 11, 2018

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microfibrichalosinophobia

A completely fake word to be used when one wants to humiliate a pantomath .

Student: “Sir, do you know the meaning of microfibrichalosinophobia”

Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”

by Lillyyyyyyy November 6, 2018

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microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 21, 2020

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