MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.

The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.

by Sophie Osborn April 14, 2007

Max Richarding it

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.

Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.

by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 15, 2010

Pee maxing

The act of holding urine in one's bladder until the very end of the day, finally pissing it all out.

"Hey did you hear that James has started pee maxing? His bladder tolerance is gonna be off the charts."

by Dr. Poop-Shit May 17, 2022

Max Brown

Noun, Scottish Slang
A word used to describe a creepy friend.

Just saw Ed going into the female bathrooms, What a Max Brown!!

by The $toked September 08, 2021

Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

by WhoaThereBaby November 18, 2010

Max Kirby

a guy who regularly skips school in pursuit of either skiing or chillaxing

Teacher :"Is Max Kirby here today?"
Student : "Naw fam. You know Max Kirby, he took the day off to shred!"

by I'm trolling you February 14, 2018

Max Bogan

Max Bogan is a man who is love at first sight. He will take your woman in an instant, and if you like or liked him, dont worry, youre like 90% of other people either boy or girl.

I have a crush on Max Bogan

by Taco Man but not November 11, 2020