Matternoon

In a matter of one afternoon you go from being someones soulmate to being completely ghosted.

"Whats wrong?"
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}

by pinacoladaescape June 17, 2020

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Mateo

The dude I like lmao

“Mateo is boring”
“hehe *i actually like him 🥺*

by Mily 👁👄👁 September 11, 2020

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mateo

Dude I like

“I like Mateo deal with it”

by Mily 👁👄👁 September 11, 2020

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Mateo

Someone who just got there license then sneaks out 2 days later and steals a truck with his friend Austin in front of multiple cameras and expects not to get caugh

Mateo stole that truck now he locked up

by White trash123 October 7, 2020

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