Owen major 

A yapper, A D1 yapper ong he need a scholarship

Guy 1: Dude this guy won’t stop talking. Guy 2:He’s so like Owen Major

Owen major by anonymous April 3, 2024

Modern Major General 

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

Modern Major General by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Drum Major 

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

Drum Major by Skippystein June 24, 2024

jay major

Northern Irish slang for when someone is 17 going with a 12 year old,normally from lurgan or larne

"just picked up a 12 year old"

"Mate stop being a Jay Major"

jay major by Dudley Oneill August 12, 2024

G Major 

I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.

Songs in the key if G Major:

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Let Her Go by Passenger

Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan

G Major by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Ethan Major 

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

Ethan Major by cassx2 January 13, 2025

The Major League Clerk 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

The Major League Clerk by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025