MLP

Stands for Miss Little Perfect. The most annoying girl ever known in history and portrays herself as hard to get yet has never been sexually active with a boy or close at all. She is in love with herself when no one else in this world likes her. She thinks she is beautiful and stares at herself in the mirror all day naked.

Asian: OMG Blondie, stop being such an MLP
Blondie: Sorry but that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in my entire life.

by Asian and Blondie June 21, 2008

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MLE

Major League Erection.

"I was watching East Indian Butt Lovin', and man I totally had an MLE!"

"Wow really, was that good? Daaamn."

by moosejawbuddy September 4, 2011

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MLIAA

An acronym for the commonly used 'emo'tional phrase 'My Life Is An Abyss'. (Hence, M-L-I-A-A)

Pronounced as 'Muh-lie-uh' in real life situations.

'I got dumped by a chick on myspace again, MLIAA.'

by Lil' Mac May 24, 2007

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MLS

Major League Shit.
A huge shit that you do, one that has possibly been stored up for a few days and then BAM you just explode from the ass.

Gavinda: Just had a chicken shit after that KFC pretty big.
KazZ: I haven't yet taken a crap bro.

3 days later...

KazZ: Dude just had the most epic MLS ever! That was one Major League Shit.
Gavinda: Nice bro.

by KazZ! August 6, 2011

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MLG Pro

Also simply called "Major League Gamer". A term often used in a derogatory way to describe people who plays too much videogames and make a big deal out of it, as well as fussing about any new action game with "eye-candy" graphics on the market.

- Damn! Have you ever seen Steve doing anything else apart from playing 'Kill-a-lot Killing Killer' games? No wonder he beats everybody at it, and no wonder he can't stop talking about the new game of the series, even if he never played it.

- And yet he thinks he's so cool for all of that! What a MLG Pro...

by RalfMick December 27, 2015

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