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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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one handed dota

It means to play Valve's Dota 2 using one hand. The other hand is used for other things such as smoking a cig, drinking a soda, or other things that involve one of your hands that you do while on the internet.
"I'm gonna go one handed Dota guys" Jim says as he feeds his pet snake.
by devvvvvvo January 11, 2014
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one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.
by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016
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Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with
by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018
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Bof handed

When you do things with both your hands.(also known to sane people as ambidextrous)
Kayla is bof handed, she caught the balls with bof her hands.
by NobodyMcNobody June 18, 2018
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Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
by Robdawggy August 31, 2018
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Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).
-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018
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