home malone

when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music

person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”

by skratar du April 7, 2019

Home wrecker

Self professed expert, doesn’t gather any information before taking off . Resulting in physical financial and social harm .

Peter Forman

Three animals lived in harmony in paradise until a home wrecker{ separated them

by Miss Pollyanna April 19, 2019

Home slice

Home slice means shit head

For example person 1“what’s up my home slice “ person 2 “woah I’m your home slice yeaa” person 1 whispers quietly **lmao he’s a shit head “

by CrawlPlays May 31, 2019

home wrecker

A moralless slut, usually named Kimberly, so desperate they pursue a man knowing that he's already committed & has a family.

A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together

Kimberly is a dirty HOME WRECKER! She tried to deny everything but I have the sluts tanning bed photos

by yeababyiknowit August 23, 2019

Home-Cuming

The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.

Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure

by nut_charles_balmer October 31, 2019

home hate

when most of the arrests for people come within their hometown or college town’s metro areas.

The home hate made people have tension within their metro areas’ network where they tend to have the most family and friends.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020

home hours

the time when you are home and because of that,you are a total different person then with your friends/other people and get mushy/soft/annoying/open.

*in a text conversation*
boy/girl 1: why are you so open and relatable?
boy/girl 2:it's because i'm in my home hours

by NaRaKuUu February 9, 2020