goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.

Goon Gang on top bitch

by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people

Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass

by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon March 28, 2023

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.

“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”

by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023