Reverse Beer Goggles

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.

Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009

clout goggles

a pair of iconic white (SOMETIMES ANOTHER COLOR)and oval sunglasses. the maker of these mumble rapper glasses was curt kobain. oh geez IS IT DANK BOI

PLAY BOI CARTI HAD SOME CLOUT GOGGLES THAT WERE BLACK!

by HJWJKM8M8 October 24, 2017

Van Gogh

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

by The ineffible deity, God July 20, 2005

Goggles

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.

by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003

Arabian Goggles

When a man sits on someones forehead so that his testicles cover there eyes and his shaft runs down the lenth of their nose.

Actually, Arabian Goggles would be very becoming on you.

by Jedi Funk September 24, 2005

Iraqi Eye Goggles

To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.

I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.

by Ardnew October 26, 2008

Korean Goggles

When testicles are laid upon the eye sockets of another person.

Steve was going for a routine teabag, when he gave Stacy a pair of Korean goggles.

by frothywalrus September 10, 2009