life glitch

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.

"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom

by Count H4X November 8, 2007

Glitterized

to dip a penis in glitter and slap your girlfriend or friend with it in an unfriendly manner.

I glitterized Jenna last night.

by A hot mexican September 16, 2005

Glitch

Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.

Deja-vu means there's a glitch in the matrix, Keanu, you cardboard cut out of an actor!

by Pauly T November 13, 2003

all that glitters is gold

i think it means that everyone has something special about them, something that makes them glitter ,therefore everyone is gold.

i dont have an example, it is just what i belive

by danielle February 12, 2004

Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

Glitter Herpes

The contagious warm and comfy feeling emitted by nice people, such as an elderly woman, nice teacher, or a good friend.

More specifically (emphasizing the "glitter"):
The contagious warm and comfy feeling emitted by the seemingly glowing elementary art teacher.

The cookie lady spreads glitter herpes all around town.

The art teacher's glitter herpes filled the room with creative energy.

by jrh95 December 27, 2009

glitter force

an anime show about superheroes who formed a team called the glitter force

glitter force on netflix

by Math girl 10 March 23, 2021