Definitions by Jonesys

Glitch in The Matrix 

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

Glitch in The Matrix by Jonesys November 9, 2004

New York Taxi 

A veteran prostitute; one who has had more rides and mileage than anyone else and knows their way around

I rode a New York Taxi today.

New York Taxi by Jonesys July 28, 2004