magnifying glass

A lens that is used to examine someone’s insanely small chode.

His chode was very small that people had to use a magnifying glass in order to see it.

by Minecraft1238 March 19, 2019

Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottom

Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.

Adam is so cheap he has deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator June 18, 2011

vagina in a glass

A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.

That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

you look like a tall glass of water

The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc

Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!

by rOniE123 July 19, 2017

The Glass Basement

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.

I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!

by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010

break the glass

What a man does (by stamping on it with his foot) after the blessings at a Jewish wedding, as a commemoration of the Temple in Jerusalem, which was destroyed in 68 or 70 of the Common Era. The idea is that even at the peak of our joy, we have to acknowledge the sadness and evil that persist in the world.

"Wasn't it a beautiful wedding?"
"Yes, they're just perfect for each other."
"I know. When he broke the glass, I cried."

by ASAP June 7, 2005