fucktard 

1. A melding/contraction of the adjective "fucking retard".

2. What women want to be.

1a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
1b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
2a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
alt. You can tell that that girl is fucktard... By her face. ;-)
2b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.

fucktard by Tony R Mankle February 14, 2015

known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.

JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.

known fucktard by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

fucktard 

someone who is so retarded that they would fuck themselves

HOLY MOTHER FUCKER! that retard is fucking himself! he is SUCH fucktard.

fucktard by v December 25, 2004

fucktard 

fuck as in fucking(smashing box). tard as in delay. Dealying fucking for no other reason then virginity. Usually practiced by catholic girls. ie. krysten and christi

Christi and Krysten better put out soon they are being fucktards!

fucktard by Kory and Matt July 21, 2008

fucktarded 

When something is fucking retarded something earier to say is, fucktarted, and alot cooler.
Also fun to say.

ex1;Man this class is so fucktarded.
ex2; Wow that had to be the most fucktarded movie ever!
ex3; Your such a fucktard.

fucktarded by fdhgs October 15, 2008

Fucktard 

The line in which a "retard" and and "fucker" meet, born when the scum of the earth named Raymond came into the earth and realized he was a Fucktard

The Runescape player: Deathnova is a Fucktard, he has no life and all should hate him.

Fucktard by BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA January 1, 2010

fucktard 

the proper term for a lying asshole douche bag

I cannot believe Jason lied to Abitha, he is one big fucktard.

fucktard by Your Besties:) April 12, 2011