Derrickism

The one religion to rule them all. Very similar to Atheism.

Are you practicing Derrickism?

by Deelu Adesta January 7, 2012

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

Derrick

Derrick is a top tier human being. He’s absolutely adorable and super romantic. He’s the type of guy who would slow dance with you at night under a street light or take you to a national forest you can watch the sunset and look at the stars together. He’s the definition of boyfriend material. He’s got a eye for spotting beautiful things and it’s pretty much guaranteed that he’ll stop to take pictures of them. He’ll make you feel super comfortable and secure and give you a million kisses. He’s super thoughtful and consistently puts in effort for people he cares about. He’s got the most pure energy and not seeing him for a few days will feel like way too long. The best part about him isn’t even all the sweet things he’ll do for you, it’s who he is as a person.

Omg I scored myself a Derrick! Thank you universe!

by Jazzysizzle November 24, 2021

Dirty Derry

A sex position in which a male is pounding a lactating woman's b-hole from behind while simultaneously milking her swollen nipples like a cow. After he finishes in her, he pulls out, only to dump the breast milk back into her gaping b-hole. She then proceeds to let it ooze out while softly moaning, "mooooooo!" This position is exclusive to Derry, NH.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that incident in Derry, NH involving a bunch of pregnant females?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was covered in breast milk after I gave each of them the 'ole Dirty Derry."

by Dirty Derry Boyz January 16, 2014

Derick

the cutest boy in the entire world worth giving the entire world to and for. there is nothing is no one better.

"I love Derick with all my heart." "Derick is the love of my life."

by shadowcloneaxb March 6, 2009

Derreck

A Very Handsome guy, but tends to be an Asshole. The biggest self centered person ever. But Always great in bed. But an asshole none the less.

Also Derreck has large lips. That resembling a negro or african american.

Ugh Stop being such a Derreck!

Wow that truck is Derreck Rigged.

by Tayybabiie April 15, 2010

Generic Derrick

The boyfriend of an attractive girl that you wanna hate but really, he's a great guy.

Chet: Yo man, that girl is hot as the devils dick.
Brett: Don't bother... she's got a boyfriend.
Chet: Whatta fucking asshole. He must literally be the scum of the earth.
(enter boyfriend presenting girl with an assortment of truffles)
Brett: I don't know... he seems like a Generic Derrick.

by pumpkinescobar1 July 23, 2011