Lint Dick

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

by dunnyjake October 3, 2011

Being a Dick

Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.

Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick

by Boi_itsmendes July 12, 2019

dick do

its where ur stomach sticks out farther than ur dick do

jamees fat has has a dick do

by jshimmy January 25, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011

Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.

“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”

“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”

“Trust me, I will make it.”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

dick

1. male part of body that hangs between legs
2. sounds good in front of everything if pissed of or angry
3. used to describe people as an asshole

1. check out my dick ladies
2. fuck shit dick cat
2. hey you little dick shit im gona blast you
3. that guys a fucking dick

by cash master June 21, 2009

bigfoot's dick

used to describe an incredibly awful smell.

Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!

by tttruck February 18, 2005