DATA CAPS

When you are avoiding work by instant messaging your friends during office time, but forget to take the caps lock off after you do data entry, and type to them in all caps.

Hey whats going on?
NOT MUCH. HOW ARE YOU.
Woa, whats wrong are you mad?
SORRY DATA CAPS

by misswoodles June 10, 2010

three claps

A game where if one individual claps three times in quick succession, as in only 1 or 2 seconds between claps, he may backhand another guy in the balls unless the recipient claps once before contact is made or three seconds pass. If the attacker follows through with the strike anyway, the recipient is allowed to hit/kick/punch the original attacker with as much force as humanly possible.

Lets go tigers, lets go.
*three claps*
*hit neighbor in the nuts*
*neighbor doubles over*

by MyNameIsInUseByAnotherUser October 23, 2007

caps lock

The key on the keyboard that every n00b leaves enabled.

I IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ0RZ0R
CUZ I YOOZ CAPS LOCK AND YUU DONT OLOLOLOLOLOLO!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111111111

by Racecar56 April 9, 2009

Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.

Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!

by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008

crapsmere

rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.

jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.

by woo May 11, 2006

caps

When people TYPE LIKE THIS!!!! in forums usually to get attention or to express anger.

person #1-DONT MAKE FUN OF FAT PPL

person #2- Shh...use your inside voice

-caps lock.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.

"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."

by James coonsterr December 4, 2007