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Cooper Offman

Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.
Cooper! Stop taking pictures of me!

I got some weird looks from Cooper Offman yesterday.
by Not_Cooper17 November 29, 2021
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cooper

the sexiest person alive. his beautiful brown eyes won’t disappoint you. he’s funny and smart. he always has a huge penis, sometimes a vegan penis.
by sooooosexyboy May 19, 2019
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Cooper

by Pass the weed jimmy August 5, 2023
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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Cooper Rizz

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.
Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.
by John Wock May 21, 2023
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Cooper

Cooper is a mean person who loves to have lots of girlfriends and likes to make fun of people and he is just a tariffing person and he is so ugly and weird. Do not trust a Cooper at all!!!.
Hey Cooper you are a tariffing person!
by Ihatallcoopers April 21, 2021
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Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other (publicly) doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump and has been since before his election, until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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