Condom

A condom is a pecado

Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado

by Sione4 October 31, 2017

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

condom

wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.

"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"

by TimDunk January 7, 2024

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017