christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

Merry Christmas

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by anonymous December 30, 2020

christgasm

What happens to fundie kids at rock concerts. Supposedly keeps you from being a horny teenager. No need to change pants afterwards.

I went to a christian concert, smoked some weed, then had a christgasm

by mushiman December 17, 2005

Chrismas

The month of February is celebrated as Chrismas. The 20th is known as Chrismas Day.

I can’t wait for Chrismas it’s the best month of the year especially Chrismas Day no holiday compares.

by Sup girls February 2, 2019

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

Christmas Graduate

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

by Eugene206 December 7, 2006

Christmas squirts

When your diarrhea turns from green to red.

A common symptom of the Billy May's flu is the Christmas squirts.

by banjo player #17 October 10, 2009