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Broken bottle 

A person on dating sites like POF who is broke, indecisive, dishonest, sometimes married/separated, old and has toddlers, broken, selfish, cheap, fat, selfish, and ugly. Bottom feeders. They don't have any self-respect and they'll shag anything that throws them crumbs. (This type infests POF.)
I went out on a date with a broken bottle who didn't have a car, money, and he smelled likes last night's sex.
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leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.
1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

broken boner 

A broken boner is a comic relief, drunk studder fall that is performed to lighten the mood of athletes before a game or practice.
it starts out when an individual walks like they are drunk, then falling on his or her side kicking their legs back over their body followed by a great stiffness that runs through their body so that their back is arched and bowed
broken boner by jeef leatherman September 18, 2003
A vapish dolt. An unruly sort whose behavior is often associated with staring off into space for no apparent reason, comfortable watching the grass grow, spending all day in bed looking at the ceiling.
man 1: Look at that dude over there, eatin' his fingernails and starin' at the floor.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
bookend by t-bow wow June 22, 2006

broken condom

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
broken condom by Leah September 2, 2003
a girl who has lost her virginity hence a broken hymen
my dousin was already broken at the age of 13.
broken by george January 20, 2005

broken pipe 

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.
oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.
broken pipe by Matt April 10, 2004