the block

a block in the city where one can go to buy narcotics.

"yo lets go get some weed"
"from who"
"lets go down to the block"

by nego October 31, 2005

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

Nigger Blocked

1-When a black male who is playing American football steps on the back of your ankle in order to block you.

2-When your homie bangs your sister while you are in the same bed.

3-When two white males fight to the death with swords and one white male uses his Nigger Slave as a Nigger Shield.

Right before Thomas was going to sack the quarterback, he was nigger blocked by Tyrone... ouch

by MikelovesWhitePower99 October 3, 2007

H&R Block

H&R Block is one of the world's largest tax services providers, utilizing more than 100,000 highly trained tax professionals and having prepared more than 550 million tax returns worldwide since 1955.

H&R Block have a retail office within 5 miles of most Americans.

by ZigZagMan January 26, 2011

cock block

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic

1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me

3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.

by TheGrandInquisitor January 24, 2005

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004