Alex

The biggest flake of all time..beware of his fake kindness and cuteness he will only break your heart and leave you disappointed..

If you want to be let down call an alex

by HHT November 27, 2017

Alex

a fat piece of shit that is very very gay

Alex is such a faggot, bro

by stevenfails March 24, 2020

Alex

Someone who is antisocial and has little friends, and most likely a snitch. Always shorter than 5 feet tall

That Alex kid is so weird

by Snigre April 12, 2020

Alex

A fucking COMMUNIST

Oh look its alex.........Коммунизм

by Коммунизм July 17, 2019

Alex

The kindest, sweetest, most adorable and funny person you will ever meet. Hes very clumsy and maybe a little stupid, but everybody loves him. Everybody should have an alex in their life. If you do, you are so so lucky.

Person 1: I love my Alex.
Person 2: Man, I wish I had an Alex
Person 3: Everybody should have an Alex.

by Finchie poo May 31, 2022

Alex

A sweaty ark player that has wasted over 1 year of his life on the game Ark bullies his brother Thomas and sucks at PC games.

Look at that bot Alex

by JarJarbinks696969 June 12, 2019

Alex

A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.

Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.

Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities

- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.

- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.

- Alex got inside Person

by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019