alaskan pipeline

the act of cutting a whole 8 ball of cocaine into one long gigantic rail.

me and brian picked up an 8 ball last night and blasted it all to our dome alaskan pipeline style.

by D>A>D May 27, 2006

Alaskan Douche

When a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with cum.... then the cum is frozen. Some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman's vagina, preferable while still cold. The woman then finishes the douche by spurting the cum juice out.

I gave my girl a 100 load alaskan douche courtesy of some of my good buddies. Then she unloaded it on my cock while I fucked her in the ass.

by the_worm July 13, 2009

Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010

Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Alaskan Steamroller

When one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.

I gave her an Alaskan Steamroller last night.

by Timoooo September 27, 2007

Alaskan Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon

Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by Chris Etty February 24, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady

I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.

by Prtarded March 14, 2015