3 definitions by bealfakelesbian

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

Licking out all the butter cream from my girlfriend's fairy cake is making me into a very fat lesbian

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin