bealfakelesbian's definitions

fairy cake

Cunt especially of the lesbian variety, especially with a butterfly in butter cream topping

Licking out all the butter cream from my girlfriend's fairy cake is making me into a very fat lesbian

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009