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asian sex

Sex in which the woman crouches on the man's penis in a cowgirl position facing the man, with both her legs resting on her feet, not her knees, with the feet placed by the side of the man's chest. Half Asian is where one leg is resting on the foot on the bed and the other on its knee.
He had Asian sex with her.
by Night Visitor January 11, 2008
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Master Asia

The Undefeated of the East!

Runs the Invincible School of Master Asia. He loves Gundam.
Master Asia: Gundam Fight! READY GO!
by master asia December 5, 2007
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Ugly Asian Guy

There are a lot of them, and you'll find them as frequently as ugly caucasian men, ugly African men, or ugly blue, orange and green men!

Stereotypes and prejudice should not exist anymore.
So shut it.
White guy: Hey look, that is a really ugly Asian guy!

Me: I could say the same of you, buddy.
by TerriGenus November 16, 2010
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asian girls

best girls on earth
can't speak English
cook good food
nice asses
great sex
and horizontal vaginas
what's better than that
Dude 1: Dude , i totally just fucked this asian chick last night and she had a horizontal vag.
Dude 2: Are you fucking serious man ?!?!? I wish i could get some asian girls !!!!!
by th3 t00t3r January 8, 2009
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DJ Ashba

The current lead guitarist of Guns N' Roses, the greatest band to grace this sweet earth. Also the guitarist of metal band, Sixx A:M. An awesome guitar player that puts on a kick ass live show with his solos.
Did you see Guns N' Roses last night?

Yeah dude, Dj Ashba was awesome!
by Yiavvikai January 23, 2012
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Asian Boner Syndrome

When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.
by flomause June 9, 2011
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Asian Parents

There are many types of azn parents, some are better than others
few of em have no idea how to govern their children. Asian mom's are commonly housewives. They are strict on different levels. Likely to limit electronics. Usually has other korean mom's who they socialize with & get advice and also compare their children semi-competitively to competitively with other children. Azn dad's are usually intelligent but nevertheless strict. Often work long work hours.
they don't want their children(when they become adults) in sub-par locations. Their strictness is in most cases, derived from wanting you to become successful. Doctors are a common choice for parent recommendations for occupations which is statistically a good option
Strict n kind ones are probably the best. They get ticked if you get bad grades and yell but cool off soon. They give punishments (typically a ban from games or other electronic device) to teach you a lesson but it works! at least if they aren't super overly aggressive. More often than not, they use more "disciplinary action" at young ages to build things into children as they grow. Some mom's in this category want their children to be stylish and reflect it.
The abusive ones mindlessly (or maybe not, thinking it'll do SOME good) physically beat their children, hoping they will rule under fear but more often than not, it just makes the child depressed and want to escape their life at home.
Asian Parents are the best! ....when they don't beat you.
by theaznkid August 5, 2011
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