It Was One Time

It Was One time
IWOT

Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"

(...But was it really?)

"John! I heard you got so drunk you passed out in a urinal in your own vomit with your pants down!"

"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"

"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"

"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."

by Amanders Lee January 5, 2018

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

One Drink Away

one of the most underrated songs of all time - Cher Lloyds single 'One Drink Away'

oh yea have you heard Cher Lloyds song 'One Drink Away'?

by Cher Lloyd stan January 5, 2021

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

Noisy one

The ones to watch.

You watch the quiet one reading the book/magazine, and I'll watch the noisy one with the gun that says he's going to shoot down anybody that isn't scared of him/her. Whether people think he's/she's a bitch or not, the loudest one will kill you dead to prove he's/she's not the bitch, and the scared one will be the one to shoot (or cut somebody up).

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021