werewolf

Before intercouse, the man shaves his pubic hair and saves said hair. After ejaculating on the partners face, the hair is thown onto the semen thus giving the partner the appearance of being a werewolf.

I told her I shaved just for her, little did she know she was about to become a werewolf...

by Saving Youth August 17, 2006

Were

Referring to someone who is a WereCreature in general, being a wolf or not.

The weres ganged up on helpless victims and killed them.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

werewoman

A woman that is curiously absent from work or school once a month. Which leads you to the conclusion that she must be turning into a wolf with the cycle of the moon. In reality, she is suffering from a much more common malady known as her period.

Me: Where is Professor Lupina? She misses class every waxing gibbous.
Hermione: Hmmmm. Maybe she's a werewoman.

by BMDC July 14, 2010

Werid

Something that's not quite weird but has some weird traits.

Deon: "You look werid!"
Girl: "How could you say such a thing?!"

by Kibu22 December 22, 2017

Werepig

1. After a night out in town you go to bed with a stunner and wake up next to a cum guzzling gutter slut with greasy hair and some white shit in the sides of her mouth?? cringe.. you've just been werepigged.

Awww man I fucked this right werepig last night

by Andywalker February 21, 2009

werewolf

adj. (bad way) two-faced, bipolar
noun. (good way)a mild-mannered, nice person who turns into a freak in bed

In bed, she just turned into a werewolf.

by Mister N April 9, 2006

As it were

Oops, I just spoke an inadvertent double entendre and I want you to believe that my mind is dirty enough to have realised it but not so dirty as to have done it deliberately

I was standing in a cold draught talking to that sexy new girl from no. 21 and now I'm all stiff. <pause, slight blush> er.. as it were.

by Schmunzelmonster February 18, 2009