snarky unicorn

Utterly fabulous women because of their sacastic but optimistic outlook on life.

What's with those mom's? They always have something wiseass to say, and totally don't care what others think.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.

by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016

fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN

BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.

by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017

Naughty Unicorn

Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...

She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...

by Daddy Foote August 31, 2017

Ghetto Unicorn

Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).

"Yo you catch a peep at Joe's new Ghetto Unicorn? Them Tri Merle bully pups gonna make him BANK"

by Asshatkennels December 3, 2017

Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.

I'm a fucking virtual unicorn!

by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019

Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!

She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!

by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020