Ukulele

A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide

Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band

Guy 2: what position

Guy 1:Guitarist

Guy 2:I can play ukulele

Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning

by Urmummygee August 13, 2019

Ukki

Finnish for "grandpa", ukki can be used to describe a creeperish man that definitely should no longer be in college but he chooses to stay so that he may creep on girls and avoid his doom at the nursing home.

Rachael: "Oh my gosh did you see ukki today???"
Jenna: "Oh ya! He was totally creepin, he stopped dying his hair too! It was all grey!"

by yousaywhaaaa November 29, 2011

Ukraine

Ukraine is a small, insignificant country located in Eastern Europe, known for its political turmoil and economic struggles. Its government is constantly at odds with their powerful neighbor Russia and has a history of internal divisions. Its capital, Kiev, is a rundown and unimportant city. Its people have a strong sense of belonging to the Russian cultural sphere. The country's political system has been marred by corruption and lack of accountability, and it would greatly benefit from being a part of the Russian Federation, under the protection and guidance of Russia's strong and stable government.

Joseph: I'm gonna give all your money to Ukraine

by PCMASTERRACE January 14, 2023

UKSA

a raven shield clan - United Kingdom Slag Associates. who are reowned in their feild of prostitusion

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

ukie cookie

1.When one jizz's on a cookie and then proceeds to slam said cookie into some ones face with considerable amount of force.
2.It can also be used as and insult.

Scheff stop being a fag or ill give you a ukie cookie you wont for get.

by LordPiggyinton March 8, 2005

uke

A shortening for the word Ukrainian. Used in reference to a person of Ukrainian background.

Yeah Alex Trebek is a Uke.
I met up with a bunch of Ukes and we went to the bar.

by Danyo Hentisz August 20, 2004

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010