twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

twitter mommy by smh yea May 14, 2014

Thotterina 

A thot wit a lil class to her ass. Possibly the offspring of a successful businessman or politician. Attractive and often in the limelight.

Just bought VIP, thotterinas inbound.

Dave: Who we chillin with tonight?
Johnny: Idk... let's find some thotterinas.

Dave: Ayyyyy, I'll get the benz.

Thotterina by jaydeezy November 14, 2014

twitterbrain 

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

twitterbrain by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

twatterboarding 

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

twatterboarding by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

Twitter 

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

Twitter by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

Twitter Kale 

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

Twitter Kale by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

twitter hoe 

a male or females who gets around on twitter

synonyms:
twitter thot, twitter eater, twitter buster, twitter slut

"you know anthony swanson on twitter?"
"yeah girl he such a twitter hoe!"

twitter hoe by chyeeah July 5, 2016