swanky tuna

A total slut who you do not want to even be in the same room with because your pretty sure her vigina might actually bite you if you got to close.

My sister, Stephanie, is a swanky tuna. Stay away from that swanky tuna. Ugh, I can smell that swanky tuna way over here

by Ms. Behave January 4, 2015

clean the tuna bowl

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

F-5 TUNA TORNADO

After poking a rather fishy flavored panty-hamster from behind for a few hours, you pull out. only to release a life altering current of humid fish vapors flowing thoughout the residence coating everything in sight. if there is any warning. you should try to get to the basement!

I banged this chick for hours last night. when I was done, her pooter boofed out a F-5 TUNA TORNADO! I had to bath in tomato juice to get the smell off my skin!

by york haines October 18, 2007

Making tuna sandwiches

Slang for having a wank

An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink

by Stu89 February 13, 2007

spicy tuna

Placing something very hot in a man's mouth prior to giving a women oral sex. The result is a capstasin stimulated clitoris. Very surprising

After eating the chernobyl wings at binga's i gave the bar skank a spicy tuna that evening

by pron keblin August 1, 2008

drive the pig skin bus to tuna town

Penetrative hetrosexual sex.

Man, Tonights going to be be great. I am going to drive the pig skin bus to Tuna Town with Angela.

by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006

parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.

"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007