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National fuck your math teacher day

November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020
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tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
by Click here November 3, 2020
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The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
by miss_teacher October 19, 2021
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Have sex with your teacher for extra credit day

March 10

This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
Its Have Sex With Your Teacher for Extra Credit day. Get over here Mrs. G
by SheevTheSenate66 November 23, 2021
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teacher

lots of the time a fucking bitch that doesnt care about kids. they usually take the fun out of kids to make them feel better.
they will get mad over nothing and get so mad that they tell everyone in the staff and they will your parents and lie about what happened. they also ruin the kids day
by sewdyer June 17, 2021
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Teacher

by urxxmom December 9, 2021
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