catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope

I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system

by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017

Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.

The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .

by QuacksO February 24, 2017

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet

"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."

by samuel_wade January 15, 2017

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

Quambabulation system

This spectacular and unique sounding word is about to absolutely frazzle your mind, also it is a way of getting out of sounding like a utter wasteman when you don't know what to say when someone ask or said something

"oi cunt you know the other day i grabbed that cat and kicked it"
"Yh nah cunt thats just the quambabulation system"

by Shodai March 28, 2020