Chocolate soft serve

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.

My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.

by Ingleburt Humperdink November 16, 2007

Softboy

The exact opposite of a fuckboy, a softboy typically wears oversized sweaters, sweatpants, beanies and tends to have soft natural hair. A softboy is actually sweet, caring and an actual aesthetic. Softboy’s are the best boy. Or they can be, Similar to a fuckboy but without the cocky attitude. The softboy will butter up a girl by appealing to her emotions and showing a “sensitive” side long enough for her to sleep with him, whether or not he actually cares about her or not. Then, like the fuckboy, he can’t’/won’t commit. Differs from the fuckboy because he goes for the heart and emotions rather than just the body.

Kaylum, you look like a textbook softboy

Don’t go for him Jenny, he’s one of those softboy’s

by HarryTheThird March 2, 2019

soft booty

When Cara is at a concert, and a guy feels her ass then says, "Girl, you got a soft booty".

"Girl, you got a soft booty".

by softbooty October 22, 2014

soft taco

A loose pussy.

A vagina that has been fucked so much it's hella loose.

"That hooker has a soft taco".

by birkle December 16, 2006

Softlad

Someone with a weak personality. A wimp, a pussy, a soft person.

Iain Bowser is a right fucking softlad

by J.Pickett August 28, 2007

Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010

Softball

A sport that is supposed to be an "easier" version of baseball. A larger, softer ball doesn't make it easier, and doesn't explain why when I asked to try out for baseball instead of softball, they said I might get hurt.

Guy1: softball is such an easy sport. Girls have it good.

Guy2: yeah, baseball is much harder. I still have marks from when some douche kicked me when he had cleats on!

Girl1: softball is as much of a sport as baseball is and I have cleat marks too so stfu!

by Wrestler_girl February 16, 2015