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Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
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Penguin Accommodation Tasmania

Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018
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Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018
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Penguin

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!
by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018
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Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019
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Penguin

When an individual is nude from the waist down, while their torso remains clothed.
Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.
by t-tebs March 4, 2019
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Penguin

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin
by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018
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