Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother

Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?

by peepeepoopoo201 April 25, 2022

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Logic kocht

"die Logic kocht" heißt soviel, we das etwas logisch wird. Die Logic wird so zu sagen gerade heran gekocht.

"das ergibt Sinn, die Logic kocht wohl gerade."

by Amfish December 9, 2023

Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 1, 2013

hall logic

when one or more of the Hall family decides to start running their mouth in an attempt to insult, or win an arguement, but with incorrect, non-factual evidence and a combination of topics that aren't at all related.

There Joe goes with his "Hall Logic"... that dude never makes sense.

by mitry October 31, 2018