Helen Keller

Playing a FPS game with the TV turned off, therefore being unable to see or hear what's happening in the game. The term comes from a woman from the past called Helen Keller who was blind and deaf.

Black Ops was getting fucking boring last night, so I went Helen Keller.

by Arblegif February 25, 2011

kelly osbourne

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody

Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!

by Kellys #1 Fan July 20, 2008

Helen Keller

When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.

I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.

by Andy Strong February 14, 2006

kellog

kellog (n):

1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred.
2. Email or AIM log containing conversations with Kelly.

I was checking through my kellog today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.

by Seriph X September 4, 2004

Kelly Ripa

The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"

Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"
Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)
Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"
(her way of saying the word too)

by Regis fan October 8, 2008

Keller

Local name for one of the southwests largest alternative venues. (BierKeller)
Night spot is a mecca for most alternative people in the UK, have booked acts such as Nirvana, Gore, Reel Big Fish and Electric Six.
Holds a reputation within Bristol for being Moshing.
Is also reputed to be the last true alternative venue left in Bristol

Person1: Dude, you going to the Bierkeller tonight?

Person2: you sound like such a nube, it's Keller idiot

by The Truth (Partial) June 14, 2008

r. kelly

A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.

R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!

by bigbadunk June 8, 2007