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Hairy potter

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
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Happy Hookah

A "Happy Hookah" is a hookah pack that not only consists of shisha tobacco but also marijuana. There is a delicate ratio of tobacco to marijuana that should be observed. If the hookah is packed with too much marijuana it will burn, thus being wasted. A Happy Hookah can be a lot of fun especially when you are trying to kill two birds with one stone. It is common courtesy to inform fellow hookah smokers that the hookah has been packed happy. However it can also be very funny if you do not
-Hey dude wanna smoke some hookah?

-Sure man, but I also was hoping to smoke this marijuana

-Oh I know! Lets mix that shit together

-Nice thinkin dude, now we got ourselves a happy hookah
by HookahTime February 27, 2011
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Hairy Cocktail

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011
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Hapoy

Like happy, but to a further extent. Almost like ecstatic but even happier then that. Some levels of happiness are most adequately described by this term.
This Friends marathon is making me really hapoy right now
by FrameTrain November 19, 2017
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adult happy meals

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.
Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.
dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**
by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006
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happy day

A time when a form of sexual activity has occured.
Cameron had happy day with kim last night.
by Wudofudo July 26, 2007
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