veteran hairs

When your beard hairs start turning white

"Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"

by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015

emma's hair

most beautiful thing you've ever seen

have you seen her hair?
yea she must have Emma's hair.

by kabobs June 14, 2015

Hair trap

When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap

from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap

by The double d July 7, 2015

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015

Classroom hair

Classy Italian kids who wear their hair according to Sasha buns of chemistry and all these topics

Guy 1: I think I want a haircut later
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair

by Bermudaboyshorts August 7, 2016

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015