granny smith

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties

“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
“have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”

by wantingvenus March 6, 2025

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025

grannydark

Taking grannycore to grimdark. Using dark humour to teach the home truths we get from our grannies.

Wearing socks with a knitted cartoon depiction of the Kremlin on fire—to a meeting with Zelenskyy—is grannydark.

by dNought May 9, 2025

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Granny Gasp

When you unintentionally make food taste better

I Granny Gasped when I overpoured Tajin in my cucumbers

by Martini1267 October 16, 2025

Energizer Granny

An elderly woman who was old in nineteen o' Jesus and still keeps on going and going and going...

Sakhan Dosova is an Energizer Granny. (Look her up - apparently she is/was 134).

by Charverharver March 25, 2010

grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

by milphunter March 9, 2015