Definitions by milphunter

nanawank 

Handjob given by a mature woman, usually 60years old plus.

"shanes nana gave me a great nanawank last night"

nanawank by milphunter March 9, 2015

grabby granny 

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

grabby granny by milphunter March 9, 2015

alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

alabama slammer by milphunter March 7, 2015

worlds smallest hotel 

A slang term for the female genitalia, because you've got to leave your bags outside.

Id love to visit megan foxs worlds smallest hotel.

worlds smallest hotel by milphunter March 7, 2015